1. You know...

Your rugby jumper is way too big when it's covers your shorts.

Or maybe my shorts are too short...

It is a very big rugby jumper though.

Idiosyncrasy of my house: it's a few degrees higher upstairs than it is downstairs. Must be because it's closer to the sun.

Been listening to fortune plango vulnera...

Need Rattle's version though. Must find tomorrow.