I've written an awesome poem.
It is awesome.
It sounds emo.
Here we go.
I stare at you, my enemy, standing there so arrogantly.
You're stronger, faster, so many levels above me.
But you can't hurt me,
You just leave me confused,
Over and over you hypnotise me,
And there's nothing I can do, I'm powerless.
And I hurt myself in my own confusion.
Blackness invades my vision.
Now to reveal the awesomeness behind it.
It's about a Pokemon battle.
(Sarah starts singing Pokemon battle music)