Spear

I am job-hunting. When I say that I get two visions/images/scenarios in my head:
1) Me standing in an eskimo suit at the edge of an iceberg, preparing to thrust my spear into the waters to catch a dolphin/walrus etc.
2) Hacking away at snails at the Henessy Hunting Ground (however you spell that).

I spent two hours going on 20+ websites to find a job. I doubt anyone will hire me. At least I have familiarised myself with the tab button as application process went something like this.
Sarah (tab) last name (tab) D.O.B. (tab) Female (tab) etc. etc.